Funny Raffle Ticket Quotes

#1. Just are the ways of heaven; from Heaven proceed
The woes of man: Heaven doom'd the Greeks to bleed.

Homer

#2. Our union rests upon public opinion, and can never be cemented by the blood of its citizens shed in civil war.

James Buchanan

#3. No doubt we should be, on the whole, much worse off than we are without our astonishing gift for illusion.

Virginia Woolf

#4. But there are no real accidents, only decisions that feel like accidents, one after another, that take you down a certain road and take on a momentum that can't be reversed.

Nichole Bernier

#5. That woman was sexy ... Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.

Justin Halpern

#6. Only the greedy and stupid attempt the White Pass. They try by the hundreds each week.

Y.S. Lee

#7. How we [Americans] move [on climate] will determine the international direction. To lead, we must act.

Eileen Claussen

#8. Crystal and hearts would lose all their merit in the world if it were not for their fragility.

Walter Scott

#9. A beautiful and chaste woman is the perfect workmanship of God, and the true glory of angels, the rare miracle of earth, and the sole wonder of the world.

Georg Hermes

#10. I definitely keep myself to myself; I don't really go out. If my friends want to see me, they know to come around to my house.

FKA Twigs

#11. Your reputation will rest only on this, because ultimately reality is social, it's among others that we have to live and their judgments matter.

Ian McEwan