Top 15 Funny Qvc Quotes

#1. He is a true King who has the Freedom to do anything! -RVM

R.v.m.

Funny Qvc Quotes #10443
#2. I always treat all the jobs I do as an acting class.

Kyle Chandler

Funny Qvc Quotes #159886
#3. Look at her
I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way
what bliss.

Charles Addams

Funny Qvc Quotes #318830
#4. Sherrif when the man pulls that switch, Sir
And snaps my poor head back,
You make sure my pretty baby
Is sittin' right there on my lap.

Bruce Springsteen

Funny Qvc Quotes #370005
#5. Of her scorn the maid repented, And the shepherd - of his love.

Anna Letitia Barbauld

Funny Qvc Quotes #683161
#6. Footballers from the street are more important than trained coaches.

Johan Cruyff

Funny Qvc Quotes #799072
#7. I am no longer a writer. Just an emotion. An emotion that is unable to stay within its own body, and is therefore, trying to make its way into yours.

Zaeema J. Hussain

Funny Qvc Quotes #1008405
#8. Be very focused. Do your homework so your research and claims are unassailable. Make sure it is bulletproof and then make sure you are really focused. The thing I find is that the issues are usually so large that you try to cover a lot of ground. That's a natural impulse.

Amy Ziering

Funny Qvc Quotes #1189500
#9. I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

Phyllis Diller

Funny Qvc Quotes #1230830
#10. Thy life's journey lies along its own path, Ian," she said, "and I cannot share thy journey - but I can walk beside thee. And I will.

Diana Gabaldon

Funny Qvc Quotes #1454953
#11. Wherever your love is, so is your heaven made manifest before your very eyes.

Ivan Alexander Pozo-Illas

Funny Qvc Quotes #1525782
#12. I think in politics, in Congress, you often do things that are Republican, or you do things because you're a Democrat. Sometimes that's good, obviously, and sometimes that's obviously bad. But in the news business, there's no such thing as Republican or Democratic news. News is news.

J. C. Watts

Funny Qvc Quotes #1624190
#13. It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.

Susan Andersen

Funny Qvc Quotes #1666328
#14. I've been a big fan of David Wain's and was honored to get to be in one of his projects.

Bill Hader

Funny Qvc Quotes #1841962
#15. I'm accepted by God and it has nothing to do with me.

Matt Chandler

Funny Qvc Quotes #1842294

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