Top 15 Funny Qvc Quotes
			
		    
                #1. He is a true King who has the Freedom to do anything! -RVM
                R.v.m.
							 
            
                    
		    
                #2. I always treat all the jobs I do as an acting class.
                Kyle Chandler
							 
            
            
		    
                #3. Look at her 
 I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way 
 what bliss.
                Charles Addams
							 
            
            
		    
                #4. Sherrif when the man pulls that switch, Sir
And snaps my poor head back,
You make sure my pretty baby
Is sittin' right there on my lap.
                Bruce Springsteen
							 
            
                    
		    
            
            
		    
                #6. Footballers from the street are more important than trained coaches.
                Johan Cruyff
							 
            
            
		    
                #7. I am no longer a writer. Just an emotion. An emotion that is unable to stay within its own body, and is therefore, trying to make its way into yours.
                Zaeema J. Hussain
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. Be very focused. Do your homework so your research and claims are unassailable. Make sure it is bulletproof and then make sure you are really focused. The thing I find is that the issues are usually so large that you try to cover a lot of ground. That's a natural impulse.
                Amy Ziering
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
                Phyllis Diller
							 
            
            
		    
                #10. Thy life's journey lies along its own path, Ian," she said, "and I cannot share thy journey - but I can walk beside thee. And I will.
                Diana Gabaldon
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #12. I think in politics, in Congress, you often do things that are Republican, or you do things because you're a Democrat. Sometimes that's good, obviously, and sometimes that's obviously bad. But in the news business, there's no such thing as Republican or Democratic news. News is news.
                J. C. Watts
							 
            
            
		    
                #13. It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.
                Susan Andersen
							 
            
            
		    
                #14. I've been a big fan of David Wain's and was honored to get to be in one of his projects.
                Bill Hader
							 
            
                    
		    
                #15. I'm accepted by God and it has nothing to do with me.
                Matt Chandler