Funny Puta Quotes

#1. Let me tell you, there's no better medicine than a friendly card game for sloughing off the cares of a workaday world.

Paul Auster

#2. Never buy anything in a room with a chandelier.

Harvey MacKay

#3. Man is the centrality of God's purpose on earth

Sunday Adelaja

#4. I believe employment regulations for women, whereby the prospective employer is not able to inquire about the interviewee's status regarding children, childcare, or indeed their intention of becoming a parent, are counterproductive.

Alan Sugar

#5. Leadership means firmness, not harshness or bullying; understanding, not weakness; justice, not irresponsible freedom; humaneness, not intolerance; generosity, not selfishness; pride, not egotism.

Omar N. Bradley

#6. God's Heart is especially tender toward the downtrodden and the defeated. He knows your name and He has seen every tear you have shed.

James Dobson

#7. If you would ask me what to study I would say, yourselves; and when you well had studied them, and then would ask me what to study next, I would reply, yourselves.

Levi Dowling

#8. If there is ever a time crying out for courageous leadership, its now.

Bill Hybels

#9. My grandfather was Scottish, born in the slums of Glasgow.

Trinny Woodall

#10. It was endlessly entertaining, watching people beat each other up. All the little kids in the neighborhood would come and watch ... and then we'd beat them up as well.

Wayne Coyne

#11. I find the attempt to find things out, which scientists are possessed by, to be as human as breathing, or feeding, or sex. And so the science has to be in the novels as science and not just as metaphors.

A.S. Byatt

#12. My passion is for scientific truth. I don't much care about good and evil. ... I care about what's true.

Richard Dawkins

#13. That's something lacking in a lot of modern-day families - just talking. It's almost a lost art form.

Ryan Kwanten

#14. The underbelly of the human psyche, what is often referred to as our dark side, is the origin of every act of self-sabotage. Birthed out of shame, fear, and denial, it misdirects our good intentions and drives us to unthinkable acts of self-destruction and not-so-unbelievable acts of self-sabotage.

Debbie Ford

#15. As you will have no doubt foreseen...

- Kelvin McKenzie, The Sun's editor; Preamble of the letter he sent to the paper's astrologer he was firing

Kelvin MacKenzie