Top 12 Funny Pto Sayings

#1. I don't believe there's two sides to every story. It's black and white. There's right and wrong.

Joe Wurzelbacher

Funny Pto Sayings #32208
#2. A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.

Tom Araya

Funny Pto Sayings #44526
#3. I prefer smaller movies because they tend to be more about character than about story.

Rachel Weisz

Funny Pto Sayings #219236
#4. Most of us know that the hormone melatonin helps regulate our sleep. But it also seems to play another role - suppressing cancer growth.

Michael Greger

Funny Pto Sayings #231792
#5. To make the sea your own, to watch over it, to brood your very soul into it, to accept it and love it as though only it mattered and existed.

Jack Kerouac

Funny Pto Sayings #435812
#6. I think I usually play the woman that, after the person tries to go for some extraordinary feat of romantic accomplishment, they happily wind up with me.

Jessica Hecht

Funny Pto Sayings #987603
#7. A vampire attacked me last night. Ivy pretended a faint.

Gail Carriger

Funny Pto Sayings #1075344
#8. Men of strong affections are jealous of their own genius. They fear lest they should be loved for a quality, and not for themselves.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Funny Pto Sayings #1278132
#9. Resilience is based on compassion for ourselves as well as compassion for others

Sharon Salzberg

Funny Pto Sayings #1395878
#10. And I'm not talking about becoming a millionaire and living happily ever after. I just mean reaching a point in my life that I can stop what I'm doing, take a look around me, breathe a sigh of relief, and think I'm where I want to be now.

Cecelia Ahern

Funny Pto Sayings #1416460
#11. Body language speaks much more succinctly and honestly than mere spoken words.

Dixie Waters

Funny Pto Sayings #1457813
#12. Logan leaned over and whispered, Or as I like to call it, the tutorial guide on how to mindfuck entire groups.

Tijan

Funny Pto Sayings #1764793

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