Funny Psychoanalysis Quotes

#1. This'll be a hootload of fun," coming from a taxidermist's assistant translates to: "This will cost thousands in psychoanalysis and will probably ruin your dress.

Jenny Lawson

#2. I'm more of a fantasy kind of person. I like movies. My favorite movie is 'Kick Ass.'

Maksim Chmerkovskiy

#3. Love has made me a different person. It has made the world beautiful.

Nawal El Saadawi

#4. Aromatherapy is a caring, hands-on therapy which seeks to induce relaxation, to increase energy, to reduce the effects of stress and to restore lost balance to mind, body and soul.

Robert Tisserand

#5. I'm nothing but some memories.

Gregg Luke

#6. In the end, oh I know,
never, in my haggard passion,
have I ever been such a cadaver as now
as I take again in hand my tables of the present
if reality's real, but after it's been
destroyed in the eternal and the moment by
the obsessive idea of a shining nothingness.

Pier Paolo Pasolini

#7. These my two hands / quick to slap my face / before others could slap it.

Gloria E. Anzaldua

#8. My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.

Wayne Gerard Trotman