Funny Prostitute Quotes

#1. Buck is a mammoth, like a yeti. A huge perverted, hairy whore of a yeti. According to the sportscasters, Buck's an excellent hockey player. I'd agree, based on his yearly salary alone. No one gets much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes.

Helena Hunting

#2. Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

Natasha Leggero

#3. Fidelity is what cannot be bought or sold. It obeys a law and attaches itself to a necessity. Convenience can be calculated, but fides can only be established by the spontaneous act of a man who is capable of inner nobility. Fides means personality and hierarchy.

Julius Evola

#4. I believe in Jesus Christ, and I believe He gave me the passion and determination to continue surfing. You fall off the horse, and you get back on. I had to go for it.

Bethany Hamilton

#5. You bought a prostitute on our date!

Jane Cousins

#6. Creativity makes life useful to us. It also makes us useful to life.

Julia Cameron

#7. Empty threats are for dreamers. And I fancy myself a realist.

Natalya Vorobyova

#8. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Eleanor Roosevelt