Funny Project Management Quotes

#1. Treasure is uncovered by the force of flowing water, and it is buried by the same currents

Paulo Coelho

#2. Was this really the supposed better deal from surrendering our military hospitals in favour of gaining better clinical experience from the NHS?

Stuart Tootal

#3. You see, a document has use, whereas art is really useless. Therefore art is never a document, although it can adopt that style.

Walker Evans

#4. Punk-rock records came out and you bought whatever you could find. But Devo didn't happen for another three years. Sex Pistols didn't tour the States until '78. At that time, for me, it was really about CBGB, Patti Smith, Talking Heads, the Ramones, and Television.

Michael Stipe

#5. No one holds the power. Just because they might give you a bit of money every now and then doesn't mean that they have the right to change what you do.

Matt Corby

#6. The grim, grand African forests are like a great library, in which, so far, I can do little more than look at the pictures, although I am now busily learning the alphabet of their language, so that I may some day read what these pictures mean.

Mary Kingsley

#7. Perhaps only when we've made our peace with our own selves can we really be the kind of friends who listen, advise, but don't judge, or not too harshly.

Anna Quindlen

#8. I trust you not to kill, main, or drown me without just provocation.

Jena Leigh

#9. Nobody has milked one performance better than me - and I'm damned proud of it.

Caitlyn Jenner

#10. I'd be fine to make movies and have them never come out. But you have to deal with the business side. You can't get too emotionally invested, because again, you've got no control. There's going to be some huge film out that everyone goes to, and it probably won't be mine.

Richard Linklater

#11. It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry.

Gerry Geek

#12. The tonal is the sense of place. It is order and reason in a world of chaos.

Frederick Lenz

#13. It is easy to launch a project if you have no clue about the cost and schedule.

Gerry Geek

#14. As an actress I really like exploring and doing new experiences.

Violante Placido