Funny Printer Quotes

#1. I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

Zach Braff

#2. I am quite excited that Moi is leaving. Kenyans have changed. We have a free press, and it is no longer a situation of 'follow in my footsteps.'

Binyavanga Wainaina

#3. Every artist writes his own autobiography.

Havelock Ellis

#4. If I can play one note and make you cry, then that's better than those fancy dancers playing twenty notes.

Robbie Robertson

#5. And the thought consoled me, as it does now: everything you believe you have imagined is real. You have only to outlive it.

Joyce Carol Oates

#6. The President is no more than a well-meaning baboon. I went to the White House directly after tea, where I found "The Original Gorilla", about as intelligent as ever. What a specimen to be at the head of our affairs now.

George B. McClellan

#7. Although we deal with probabilities and expectations, the actual results can deviate substantially from such expectations, particularly on a short-term basis.

Warren Buffett

#8. If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

The Covert Comic

#9. If you think of what others think of you, you will become that. Rather, be what you want to be!-RVM

R.v.m.

#10. I never remember nice dreams; only the bad ones stick.

Ransom Riggs

#11. And when you meet someone and fall in love, and they fall in love with you, you ask them "Will you take my heart
stains and all?" and they say "I will," and they ask you the same question and you say, "I will," too.

Douglas Coupland

#12. Remember that bodily exercise, when it is well ordered, as I have said, is also prayer by means of which you can please God our Lord.

Saint Ignatius