Funny Prenup Quotes

#1. Jessica, falling in love can't always be a happily ever after or a once in a lifetime kind of story. Those happen in books, in movies. This is life and it's real. Life has no script, no outline. We broke the rules of love long ago. All I know for sure is that with you, the rules will never apply.

Kathryn Perez

#2. While it was well within their powers to toy around with mortals like hapless puppets, deeper human workings remained elusive to them. The heart, the soul, the very foundation of man's nature - those were mysteries to the gods, for all their manipulations.

Hayden Thorne

#3. If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.

Billy Eichner

#4. My acting coach breaks down what happens to people's bodies when they do drugs. She breaks down what happens physiologically to you.

Eva Mendes

#5. Honey, you can get happy in the same shoes you get sad in,

Barbara Taylor Sissel

#6. For a while, I stopped enjoying making movies and I stopped enjoying acting, because I made a few decisions that I wish I hadn't made.

Paul Bettany

#7. I think I've loved you since that first day.

Emery Lord

#8. All I'd heard about, really, was how fine and clean Buddy was and how he was the kind of person a girl should stay fine and clean for. So I didn't really see the harm in anything Buddy would think up to do.

Sylvia Plath

#9. There is no failure here sweetheart, just when you quit.

U2

#10. Hell is - other people!

Jean-Paul Sartre

#11. The flames of their passion illuminated the dimly lit room, filling it with a blazing fire which was either brilliantly beautiful or dangerously violent.

S.R. Crawford