Top 15 Funny Pointless Quotes
#1. I lingered round them, under that benign sky; watched the moths fluttering among the heath and hare-bells; listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass; and wondered how anyone could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth.
Emily Bronte
#2. Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.
Sarah Mayberry
#3. In the long run, there are people who've made more money or had bigger stardom at points. But, I think I'll have come out winning.
Chris Isaak
#4. One of the turning points of my life was when I got my first bait-casting outfit.
Jimmy Carter
#5. When we fall on the ground it hurts us, but we also need to rely on the ground to get back up.
Kathleen McDonald
#6. Darkness grew where it would and took what it wanted. It staked its claim and never let go. And no one else could pry you free of it.
Carrie Ryan
#7. When you're sending emails, you live and die by your subject line. Making it personal or funny can increase your open rate 10 times or more. At the very least, try to pitch some value rather than pointless bragging. 'Work Faster!' is better than 'Version 10.4 now available!'
John Wall
#8. I have no want or desire to solo. I'd rather create melodies and accompanying parts.
Frank Iero
#9. We must create a climate where people agree that human beings are more alike than unalike. The only way to do that is through education.
Maya Angelou
#10. Even though I've been an avid consumer of contemporary music since my early teens, the world of rock music has always been at something of a distance - I listen to it, read about it, I talk about it, but I've had little or no contact with its denizens.
William Boyd
#11. Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context.
Bill Bailey
#12. Love can make the difference-love generously given in childhood and reaching through the awkward years of youth ... and encouragement that is quick to compliment and slow to criticize
Gordon B. Hinckley
#14. I suppose I could get a job to have something to do, but working when I don't have to work would be like pulling a straight and healthy tooth
pointless and extremely painful.
David Palmer
Stephen Reid Andrews
#15. I think that man is conditioned to violence.
Rod Lurie
