Funny Photo Album Quotes

#1. Art suffers the moment other people start paying for it.

Hugh MacLeod

#2. I had sex," I blurt out for the second time.
All eyes immediately fixate on Connor, who has been very quiet. His phone is gone and his hands are in his pockets. "Yes, it was with me," he answers the non-existent question.

Krista Ritchie

#3. But still, the other voice, the intuitive, returns, like grass forcing its way through concrete.

Susan Griffin

#4. You think about some of the most memorable meals you've ever had; the food will be good but it will often be about locating a mental memory and taste is inexorably linked to all the other senses and memory, so ultimately it is all about taste.

Heston Blumenthal

#5. I put the photo in an album called Mortifying Emotional Moments, and I title it Soggy Napkin Note. The last selfie I posted in there was of me on the day I graduated college. My perfectly made up face is happy ... relieved. I called that one: Sallie Mae Can Suck It.

Tarryn Fisher

#6. There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

Ray Stevens

#7. I'm not confident in social situations; just going up to someone in a bar and saying 'Hi' is going to be even more difficult because they won't know the real me. They will just know me as a fictional person I play on the screen.

Benedict Cumberbatch

#8. People who mean well always do badly. They are like the ladies who wear clothes that don't fit them in order to show their piety. Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical. Man

Oscar Wilde

#9. This can't be a coincidence, and there's no longer any doubt in my mind.
I am in a horror story.

A.G. Howard

#10. I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.

Izabella Scorupco

#11. I wouldn't know how to think inside the box because I don't even know where it is. I wouldn't know how to do it any other way.

Waris Ahluwalia

#12. Very well, Lord Maccon. If we are going to play this particular hand, would you be interested in becoming my ... " "Mistress?

Gail Carriger