Funny Phoenix Nights Quotes

#1. If I subscribed to the efficient market theory I would still be delivering papers

Warren Buffett

#2. We've been pretty lucky we've played with Feeder, Hundred Reasons and Puddle of Mud, but I think the one we're most proud of is playing with The Deftones because when we were kids they were everyone's favourite band. I think all our mates were pretty envious.

Dave McPherson

#3. The only limitation is that which one sets up in one's own mind.

Napoleon Hill

#4. In the Foo Fighters, my main job is to be the drummer, and that's enough.

Taylor Hawkins

#5. Remember this moment, when your mother's body heals every trouble of your soul.

Anita Diamant

#6. Our little satellite reached Mars because it was called MOM. If it was called DAD, it would still be circling the Earth, lost, but not willing to ask for directions.

Twinkle Khanna

#7. Fresh wounds," said Angua. "But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident."
"I think you'd better put in your report as -self inflicted- wounds while resisting arrest," said Vimes.

Terry Pratchett

#8. Given the lack of sexual activity in your apartment and your refusal to take even one peek at my knickers, I'm curious if you've ever had sex before. I mean, I know you have a daughter but you hear about these virgin births all the time.

Karina Halle

#9. Hope is a contraband passed from hand to hand and story to story.

John Berger

#10. Is a universe of discrete material particles possible only with one specific set of natural laws and parameter values? In other words, does human imagination, which can conceive of other laws and values, thereby exceed possible existence?

Edward O. Wilson

#11. I said honestly. "You can only be formed by your society." I came up with a quote I had heard once: " 'Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.'

Cate Tiernan

#12. In my experience, you either have encapsulation and abstraction or you have neither. There is no middle ground.

Steve McConnell