Funny Perverted Senior Quotes

#1. You're such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn't have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee) Yeah, everything's my fault. (Joe) Good, then we agree. (Tee)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. There were faces at the windows and words written in blood; deep in the crypt a lonely ghoul crunched on something that might once have been alive; forked lightnings slashed the ebony night; the faceless were walking; all was right with the world

Neil Gaiman

#3. His laugh is made of porch swings and lemonade.

Augusten Burroughs

#4. But I'm afraid you've blotted your copybook fatally with Clara.

Louis Auchincloss

#5. The liar looks up toward it, hoping against hope that the voices in his head have told him the truth.

Aleksandar Hemon

#6. I'd like to have mass appeal, but not at the expense of what I am and what I do best.

Stephanie Mills

#7. The man who once cursed his fate, now curses himself - and pays his psychoanalyst.

John W. Gardner

#8. When I was rising eighteen I persuaded my parents to let me return to Australia and at least see whether I could adapt myself to life on the land before going up to Cambridge.

Patrick White

#9. When government grows, it breaks the family.

Kevin McCarthy

#10. Pain exists only in the mind. Whether an event is real or not doesn't matter, only that the mind believes it is. Suffering can be suspended by achieving new beliefs and perspectives. We see what we want to see, and feel what we want to feel. Never doubt that the life you lead is the life you want.

Shaman Elizabeth Herrera