Funny Personal Trainer Quotes

#1. At times, the repetition of the errors is what helps us to discover where do we mistake us the first time. And once we discover him, we can solve the problem and to leave it behind.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. Who could resist the two of us all squashed into one beautiful person, right? He smiled.

Carol Rifka Brunt

#3. I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to!

Tanya Masse

#4. I love being outdoors and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't like to hide under hats. If anyone knows about spending lots of the time on the beach, with kids and dogs in tow, it's me.

Pamela Anderson

#5. Who is journeying for freedom? The one who is already free. Thoughts are impediments to seeing your own face. Don't give rise to any thought, and discover who you are.

H.W.L. Poonja

#6. I love you," I say. I say it because I mean it right now, but I also say it for every single time I couldn't say it then.

Taylor Jenkins Reid

#7. The spell of power never quite releases its hold.

Isaac Asimov

#8. am the guy with the flies. I am the one that dies.

Nick Cave

#9. When you want to change things, you can't please everyone. If you do please everyone, you aren't making enough progress.

Sheryl Sandberg

#10. The only thing that prevented a father's love from faltering was the fact that there was in his possession a photograph of himself at the same early age, in which he, too, looked like a homicidal fried egg.

P.G. Wodehouse

#11. First of all we have to recognize that despite all the problems - and in some cases failures - that this regime has been much more successful, much more resilient, than people had anticipated.

Mitchell Reiss

#12. Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE

A.O. Storm

#13. We would have to invent the U.N. if we did not have it, which is not an original thought.

Shirley Temple

#14. You were clearly not doing your part in the clover search, perv.

John Green