Top 9 Funny Periodic Table Quotes

#1. Something funny certainly happens when palladium and platinum come into contact with hydrogen gas; it's one of the great mysteries still waiting to be solved on the periodic table. But it's quite a leap from 'something funny' to cold fusion.

Sam Kean

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#2. It takes a lot of money to be a part of the ballet world. Both the training and the supplies are expensive, the shoes, the leotards and the tights.

Misty Copeland

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#3. Francisco, what's the most depraved type of human being?" "The man without a purpose.

Ayn Rand

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#4. Some of you, unfortunately, will never marry in this life. That turns out to be the case sometimes. If that happens, do not spend your life grieving over it. The world still needs your talents. It needs your contribution.

Gordon B. Hinckley

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#5. Achievements are precious and timeless, just like the precious metal platinum. And what better way to celebrate milestones in your life than with precious platinum.

Vijender Singh

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#6. The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship

Kinky Friedman

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#7. My skin wasn't a dark stone cover that words could not penetrate. Why was it when some people were around me, they often spoke as if no one lived inside my skin? The

Jill Fletcher Pelaez

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#8. That kind of sorrow never gets any lighter, but you grow accustomed to the weight as you carry it on.

Claudia Gray

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#9. Did we choose love, or did we choose ourselves?

Sylvia Day

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