Funny Pepper Spray Quotes

#1. Coming out with records when you're in a big, successful group that plays stadiums, that's scary to come out by yourself.

Will.i.am

#2. The greatest intellectual and moral offense the modern intellectual can be found guilty of is that of seeming to think or act outside what is commonly held to be the linear progress of civilization.

Robert A. Nisbet

#3. I was doing what I have done for most of my life, which is to cover for the mistakes of others when they don't know they have embarrassed themselves.

Elizabeth Strout

#4. Why should the peculiarities of human consciousness be the narrow standard by which other creatures are judged?

Gary Snyder

#5. Romeo was late. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo ... I snorted. It was so loud it startled a girl at a nearby table.
- Rimmel

Cambria Hebert

#6. Just in case you get any ideas, know that I'll be sleeping with a can of Mace in one hand and pepper spray in the other." - Katie
Jorlan's expression turned mocking. "Just in case you get any ideas, know that I'll be sleeping with a feather in one hand and massage oil in the other.

Gena Showalter

#7. I know that my books are worthy, which is separate from me.

Toni Morrison

#8. Friends carry our sadness for us when we're terrified we'll be crushed under the weight of it.

Lisa-Jo Baker

#9. What is that *smell*?"
Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air.

Keith R.A. DeCandido

#10. And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry." (You have to be stern with weenie waggers
I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.)

Christopher Moore

#11. Unless you really understand the water, and understand the reason for being on it, and understand the love of sailing and the feeling of quietness and solitude, you don't really belong on a boat anyway. I think Hemingway said one time that the sea is the last free place on earth.

Humphrey Bogart

#12. For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because it was closer to how I felt, but I looked so dumb. So, I just stopped. It was like, 'I'm just going to look like a banker.'

Kurt Braunohler

#13. Either you will control your government, or government will control you.

Ronald Reagan

#14. The deaths in this series are never taken lightly, they're never done with a sense of glee. They weigh on me the same way they weigh on you. These characters are very real to me, and their deaths are upsetting even to me.
(The Walking Dead #167: "A Certain Doom")

Robert Kirkman