Top 14 Funny Pastors Quotes
#1. I've spent over 25 years in the television industry, the direct response industry. I met a lot of people and certainly learned the power of commercials and their brand building potential.
Kevin Harrington
#2. All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations.
Marge Piercy
#3. Foreign policy often involved nothing more than the decision whom to make war upon.
Peter Heather
#4. It is better to meet danger than to wait for it. He that is on a lee shore, and foresees a hurricane, stands out to sea and encounters a storm to avoid a shipwreck.
Charles Caleb Colton
#5. Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself.
Jon Acuff
#6. Magick is a doorway through which we step into mystery, wildness, and immanence.
Phil Hine
#7. If there was no American prison in Iraq, there would be no Islamic State now.
Gwynne Dyer
#8. I got you," he whispered, hugging her tight wile rocking her side to side a little. "I got you, I'll help you baby. You're not dirty, you're so fucking beautiful. I'll fix it, you'll see.
Lucian Bane
#9. When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.
Jerry Seinfeld
#10. I collect skulls; I think that a beautiful skull is a really good gift for a guy.
Bella Heathcote
#11. I have wined and dined with kings and queens and I've slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans.
Dusty Rhodes
#12. Your task, O preacher, is to make sure that you are faithful to the text, that you are faithful to the proclamation of that gospel, that you are faithful to set forth the whole counsel of God, and then step back and let it happen.
R.C. Sproul
#14. Birds Fly in the Sky, because they were never taught to Cry!-RVM
R.v.m.
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