Funny Pacemaker Quotes

#1. Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

Eric Sevareid

#2. The most constant thing is change.

Thomas S. Monson

#3. I come from a multicultural family.

Sarah Jones

#4. I am old now. So old. My sight fades, my muscles are weak, my piss dribbles, my bones ache, and I sit in the sun and fall asleep to wake tired.

Bernard Cornwell

#5. It happens in an instant, when life becomes startlingly new and frightening and profound, and you turn to the person next to you and see that they feel it too.

Vu Tran

#6. I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.

Frank Carson

#7. I was tired of being me.

Rachel Ward

#8. I would love to do a musical so hopefully I will be blessed with doing one.

Heather Matarazzo

#9. President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'

Jay Leno

#10. The Brat Pack is timeless.

Rob Lowe

#11. I've always said that Adele has turned so many people on to British singers - whether female singers or just like music from this country in general.

Ellie Goulding

#12. If all the people who were called "crazy" started acting "normal", we'd probably still be living in caves.

Joana James

#13. Almost all philosophers, in their ethical systems, first lay down a false doctrine, and then argue that wickedness consists in acting in a manner that proves it false, which would be impossible if the doctrine were true.

Bertrand Russell