Top 7 Funny Ornery Quotes

#1. The spirit of a painting is very hard to explain and articulate. I can't say it's not intentional because that is the mark I'm trying to hit, however I don't feel I have much control over it.

Danny Fox

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#2. She'd started handcuffed, armed with a paper clip. Now she had a ten-inch strip of metal with sharp edges, handcuffs, and a paper clip. Her odds were improving all the time.

Rachel Caine

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#3. You stand for what is right, Lina, without the expectation of gratitude or reward.

Ruta Sepetys

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#4. If you assume continuity, you can open the well-stocked mathematical toolkit of continuous functions and differential equations, the saws and hammers of engineering and physics for the past two centuries (and the foreseeable future).

Benoit Mandelbrot

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#5. I was born under a lucky star, and I have nothing whatsoever to regret. I wouldn't change a thing about my life.

Richard Branson

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#6. Happiness is tied to circumstance and joyfulness is tied to spirit and gratitude.

Brene Brown

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#7. The city was under the rule of sourcery ... martial lore.

Terry Pratchett

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