Funny Nuclear Sayings

#1. It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.

Linda Ellerbee

#2. Yeah," I said. Sometimes I was full of halfhearted yeahs.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#3. When you are irrationally irrational you may find that life is magical.

Debasish Mridha

#4. As chemists, we must rename [our] scheme and insert the symbols Ba, La, Ce in place of Ra, Ac, Th. As nuclear chemists closely associated with physics, we cannot yet convince ourselves to make this leap, which contradicts all previous experience in nuclear physics.

Otto Hahn

#5. It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with the innovative idea of having a submerged nuclear submarine tow it.

Dave Barry

#6. I doubted myself for a long time I'm comfortable not using my vision. I weave around my problems

Apl.de.ap

#7. Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am.

Cher

#8. There are as many ways of loving as there are people, and that wildflower variety is the great beauty of this dimension of existence.

Rumi

#9. Isn't it funny that only twenty years ago, they were down there cowering in terror that we trigger-happy, decadent, capitalist Americans would go nuclear on them any minute? Little did they know our secret weapon was Starbucks.

Magnus Flyte

#10. It's funny. I thought she'd live through anything."
Charlie said, "Me too. I figured even if there was a nuclear war, it would still leave radioactive cockroaches and your mum.

Neil Gaiman

#11. A compelling and important story of First Word War Scotland, a time when women redefined the word hope as the world was losing its innocence. Andrea MacPherson writes beautifully, balancing the lives of her characters between history and the poetry of gesture, secrets and love.

Ami McKay

#12. I believe in a reasonable amount of "right to bear arms". But private citizens of the United States are not allowed to own nuclear weapons. I always wanted a nuclear weapon, if I could have gotten one. I'm every other kind of power, but I'm not a nuclear power.

Ted Turner

#13. Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

Andrew Smith

#14. Knowledge cannot be pursued without morality.

Robert Oppenheimer

#15. Some people go nowhere, even into disputes, without a soundtrack.

Ian McEwan

#16. That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears.

Anthony Lane

#17. Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.

Emo Philips

#18. We talk about the vulnerability involved in sharing our work publicly. I don't think we talk enough about the real vulnerability involved in making art; if we truly engage the process we are changed by it.

John Paul Caponigro