Funny Museveni Quotes

#1. US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less food in the bowl. Do we really need to give him a pill? Is the dog taking your car keys and driving to McDonalds?

Jay Leno

#2. them back. Sometimes, I hit them first." "Oh,

Kate DiCamillo

#3. If you think for one second no one knows what you've been going through; be accepting of the fact that you are wrong, that the long drawn and heavy breaths of despair have at times been felt by everyone - that pain is part of the human condition and that alone makes you a legion.

Shane Koyczan

#4. I have a pretty big fund-raising heart.

Azita Ghanizada

#5. Your death defines my life. I want to find the love we never had and explicate it in your name.
I want to take your secrets public. I want to burn down the distance between us.
I want to give you breath.

James Ellroy

#6. It is a very positive event, being nervous. It allows you to do great things.

Tom Kite

#7. Romance is mush, stifling those who strive.

Billy Strayhorn

#8. My soul is like this cloudy, flaming opal ring.

Arthur Symons

#9. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.

Jesse Ventura