Funny Motorcycle Accident Quotes

#1. Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.

Chuck Palahniuk

#2. Man - life in general - seems irrelevant to the workings of the universe: a mere smudge of water, grease, and carbon on a pinpoint planet circling a star of no special consequence.

Leonard Susskind

#3. Examine the nature of hatred; you will find that it is no more than a thought.
When you see it as it is, it will dissolve like a cloud in the sky.

Dilgo Khyentse Rinpoche

#4. That probably wasn't the smartest thing you've ever done. Points for style, I guess. Points off for being too stupid to live.

Seanan McGuire

#5. The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes.

Marvin Olasky

#6. I know that you are young. I know that you have no power with which to resist the Controllers. But I may be able to give you some small powers that may help

Anonymous

#7. When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.

Anthony Jeselnik