Funny Mordor Quotes

#1. Don't be surprised. There is nothing new under the sun. Only endless repackagings

John Piper

#2. You want positive, go elsewhere. Go find a different lie.

Lydia Lunch

#3. (One does not simply walk into Mordor--except that was exactly what everyone in the story did anyway.)

Jim Butcher

#4. I write as straight as I can, just as I walk as straight as I can, because that is the best way to get there.

H.G.Wells

#5. Improve your relationship with you.

Debasish Mridha

#6. Take a bucket, fill it with water, Put your hand in - clear up to the wrist. Now pull it out; the hole that remains Is a measure of how much you'll be missed ... . The moral of this quaint example: To do just the best that you can, Be proud of yourself, but remember, There is no Indispensible Man!24

David Brooks

#7. Never sleep with anybody who has more problems than you do.

Robert McKee

#8. Knox Masters is exactly the type of guy I want to date. He dominates a sport I love. He's confident but not arrogant. He's funny, able to laugh at himself, and ... shit, hot as the fires of Mordor. I mean, the One Ring could be forged in his hotness.
I want him.

Jen Frederick

#9. You okay?" Cam said into his headset microphone.
She nodded, then made a face. "No one else has to work this hard to get married.

Erin Kellison

#10. People also don't understand how young the Panthers were - basically teenagers. And that they were over 50 percent women.

Stanley Nelson Jr.

#11. Every sin is the result of collaboration.

Stephen Crane

#12. The best marriage in the world is two servants in love. The worst marriage in the world is two masters in love.

Jimmy Evans

#13. My main job is to remain connected to God. When my primary focus is being present with him, everything else has a way of falling into place.

John Ortberg

#14. For it was a truth universally acknowledged that a single vicar must be in want of a wife.

G.M. Malliet

#15. One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next.

Ilona Andrews

#16. There is a reason the word belonging has a synonym for want at its center; it is the human condition.

Jodi Picoult