Funny Mob Wives Quotes

#1. God sees us as we are, loves us as we are, and accepts us as we are. But by His grace, He does not leave us as we are.

Timothy Keller

#2. The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

Kin Hubbard

#3. Isn't it funny how trusting husbands are? How easily they eat the food put in front of them by their wives, without ever wondering if there might be something wrong with it.

You could mix anything in it, and they would never know.

Sudha Kuruganti

#4. It was his motto that one lived best by the hidden life - bene vixit qui bene latuit.

Will Durant

#5. There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'

William Cosmo Monkhouse

#6. I've always liked the heavier stuff. I've always loved Tool and System of a Down, Korn and Nine Inch Nails.

Rick Springfield

#7. Retiring for good wasn't difficult. I knew at the time it was right. I was no longer capable of achieving the standards I'd set myself and there was no light at the end of the tunnel.

Ian Botham

#8. As long as the people don't fear the truth, there is hope. For once they fear it, the one who tells it doesn't stand a chance. And today, truth is still beautiful ... but so frightening.

Alice Walker

#9. I think Johnny Depp could play just about any role - I'd love to see what he would do with the Red Queen!

Jennifer Todd

#10. They showed each other that it was alright for their hearts to come out and play; that it was alright to feel close to someone; that love didn't always end in heartbreak.

Carlos Salinas

#11. I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.

Edmund Hillary

#12. Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

Mignon McLaughlin

#13. Courage! I have shown it for years; think you I shall lose it at the moment when my sufferings are to end?

Marie Antoinette

#14. Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

#15. The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'

George Lopez

#16. We are all regular people, Pia,' she laughs. 'But we are not
regular wives.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

#17. I love watching 'UFC' - Ultimate Fighting Championship - I don't know why, because I'm more of a coward than a fighter, but I seem to be very drawn to these blokes actually smashing each other to bits.

Marc Warren

#18. And the truth is, the country is very cool. It's absolutely the new town.

Sophie Kinsella