Funny Mixed Race Quotes

#1. Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

Charles Bukowski

#2. A painted landscape is always more beautiful than a real one, because there's more there. Everything is more sensual, and one takes refuge in its beauty.

Fernando Botero

#3. Tougher'n a boiled owl.

Stephen King

#4. Heroes save worlds," Clary said. "They don't destroy them.

Cassandra Clare

#5. I can't explain why your name seems so familiar to me, or why it feels like I've heard your voice a thousand times before, but I can explain this ~ your the type of chaos Id bleed for.

Nikki Rowe

#6. Where your flesh is in front, your future is behind.

Paul Enenche

#7. The servant of God earns half a doctorate through illness

Ignatius Of Loyola

#8. I'm not afraid and these 15 days convinced me there is nothing to fear. Let them be afraid instead.

Alexei Navalny

#9. I made mistakes in drama. I thought drama was when actors cried. But drama is when the audience cries.

Frank Capra

#10. We live not to ourselves, our work is life.

Philip James Bailey

#11. He pulled my arm out to expose my bracelet. "When I carved this, my thoughts were on you, love. Your life is like this snake's coils. No matter how many turns it makes, you'll end up back where you belong. With me." His sapphire eyes held a promise. - Valek

Maria V. Snyder

#12. The Olympics are getting mixed reviews. People are angry at NBC for showing a promo that revealed the winner of a swimming event even though the race hadn't aired yet. NBC apologized saying, 'We're just not used to people watching our network.'

Conan O'Brien

#13. Lying and war are always associated. Listen closely when you hear a war-maker try to defend his current war: If he moves his lips he's lying.

Philip Berrigan