Funny Mismatched Quotes

#1. If you can't draw something, just draw it.

Dieter Roth

#2. Kingsley Lake, or "Silver Dollar Lake," is almost a perfect circle, spanning nearly two thousand acres with a surprising depth of ninety feet. The reason for the popular lake's unique shape and depth? It is one of Florida's many sinkholes.

Cary McNeal

#3. Somewhere between a third and a quarter of all people living in America today were born between 1946 and 1965 and if you think you're tired of hearing about us, you should try being one of us.

Anna Quindlen

#4. The coaches stunk of coal smoke and rationed tobacco and rationed booze and the farts of people eating wartime food.

Kurt Vonnegut

#5. Nietzsche said the newspaper had replaced the prayer in the life of the modern bourgeois , meaning that the busy, the cheap, the ephemeral, had usurped all that remained of the eternal in his daily life.

Allan Bloom

#6. Pretend that you are the soul inside everyone you meet.

Tom Bliss

#7. He would see civilization in danger of perishing under the oppression of a gigantic paradox: he would see multitudes of people starving in the midst of plenty, and nations preparing for war although pledged to peace.

Arthur Henderson

#8. Was that how I appeared? I often thought of myself as a trigger-happy queen bitch ...

Richelle Mead

#9. Why don't we go out instead of talking about people? We seem to be ghosts talking about other ghosts. It's unhealthy." "Yes,

Julio Cortazar

#10. I'd forgotten that a boy from the streets is no match for the future Princeps.

Marie Lu

#11. Reach down inside yourself, Peabody, and get a grip on reality, however slippery.

J.D. Robb