Funny Mannequin Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny Mannequin Quotes

#1. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#2. Of the laws of nature, on which the condition of man depends, that which is attended with the greatest number of consequences, is the necessity of labor for obtaining the means of subsistence, as well as the means of the greatest part of our pleasure. - Author: James Mill
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#3. First let a man teach himself, and then he will be taught by others. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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#4. I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#5. The sun rise,
The moon sets,
The wind blows,
The birds cry,
I finally saw,
The world,
As it's own,
While the sun sets,
and the moon rise, - Author: Regina
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#6. I don't expect success. I prepare for it. - Author: Ryan Reynolds
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#7. I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#8. Seriously, why didn't Brody or I know about the neighbors? It's not like I'm a dog. I'm not going to hump them in public." At Mike's look, he flushed. "For God's sake, I was twenty years old and drunk. The girl wasn't even real. It was a mannequin and it was all Brody's idea. - Author: Marie Harte
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#9. Instead of imposing something, let it make itself. - Author: Micah Lexier
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#10. How you act, walk, look and talk is all part of Hip Hop culture. And the music is colorless. Hip Hop music is made from Black, brown, yellow, red and white. - Author: Afrika Bambaataa
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#11. Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#12. No person is ever good for much, that hasn't been swept off their feet by enthusiasm between ages twenty and thirty. - Author: James Anthony Froude
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#13. I answer the heroic question, 'Death, where is thy sting?' with 'It is in my heart and mind and memories. - Author: Maya Angelou
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