Funny Maine Quotes

#1. A good book is like a seed: it produces fruit that has in it seed for more fruit. It is not a picture on the wall; it is a window that invies us to wider horizons.

Warren W. Wiersbe

#2. When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

David Brenner

#3. I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

Jack Nicholson

#4. I say that ambition is absurd, and yet I remain in its thrall. It's like being a slave all your life, then learning one day that you never had a master, and returning to work all the same.

Tom Rachman

#5. Living toys are something novel,
But it soon wears off somehow.

Philip Larkin

#6. They have worries, they're counting the miles, they're thinking about where to sleep tonight, how much money for gas, the weather, how they'll get there - and all the time they'll get there anyway, you see.

Jack Kerouac

#7. I think the healthy way to live is to make friends with the beast inside oneself, and that means not the beast but the shadow. The dark side of one's nature. Have fun with it and you know, is to accept everything about ourselves.

Anthony Hopkins

#8. Know this ONE thing for sure ... that the only thing that stands between yourself and happiness, is you.

Timothy Pina