Funny Loser Sayings

#1. Winning is about taking your opponent's heart out and squeezing it until all the blood has come out, even the very last drop. There are no prizes for a funny loser.

Pete Sampras

#2. You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.

Jules Barnard

#3. If we are to preserve civilization, we must first remain civilized.

Louis St. Laurent

#4. All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny

Big L

#5. I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.

Michael Bergin

#6. And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser.

Miriam Toews

#7. How strange is that we are connected for years and we don't know each other just because we never initiated.. how pseudo is that connection or how pseudo social we are!!!

Himmilicious

#8. Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#9. When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

Carlos Mencia

#10. A great city, whose image dwells in the memory of man, is the type of some great idea. Rome represents conquest; Faith hovers over the towers of Jerusalem; and Athens embodies the pre-eminent quality of the antique world, Art.

Benjamin Disraeli

#11. I love playing bad. But my whole thing is usually villains that don't know that they're evil.

Danny Huston

#12. Ambition is a funny thing. It's like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.
Or maybe that's the opposite of being a Trekkie.

Christy Leigh Stewart

#13. Sore loser? You bet your fuckin' ass! What on earth is wrong with being a sore loser? It shows you cared about whatever the contest was in the first place. Fuck losing graciously-that's for chumps. And losers, by the way.

George Carlin

#14. What happens in our lives is not really anybody's fault but our own ... When I was in high school, I was in an atheist crowd, and it was the consensus that religion was a crutch.

Gillian Anderson

#15. Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law that says mothers are not allowed to laugh at vulnerable male children when they are required to wear stupid clothing to work?
There should be.

Ann Edwards Cannon

#16. You know, I was gutting this loser the other day, and I thought, It'd be more fun fighting that little dhampir. I wonder if she's recovered yet. And here you are."
"Lucky me," I said.
Scarface grinned. "You know, I might even let you live. You're funny.

Karen Chance

#17. Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. Narcissus is a loser! He's so weak, he can't bench-press a Kleenex. He's so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it's got a picture of Narcissus - only the picture's so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

Rick Riordan

#18. To err is nature, to rectify error is glory.

George Washington

#19. Sacrilege takes strange forms in the young.

Edward Bond