Funny Loading Quotes

#1. This is it. It's for all the marbles. I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, I'm loading up the Uzis, I've got a couple of M-16s, couple of nines, couple of joints with some silencers on them, couple of grenades, got a missile launcher. I'm ready for war.

Kevin Garnett

#2. When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.

Sarah Silverman

#3. Take risks that could result in Greatness! Wayne Gretsky said, "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

Robert Cheeke

#4. Never say you can't be a writer or a script writer, remember how well, characters in your dreams said their dialogues.

Dipesh Nepal

#5. Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'.

Brandon Stanton

#6. When science advances religion goes along with it; science builds the altar at which religion prays.

Joseph Parker

#7. So I've done my fair share of theater. I have also been very fortunate in that I've been able to come to New York two or three times a year just to see as many shows as possible. I think the live theater culture here is incredible.

Neil Patrick Harris

#8. Karma was a bitch with a good sense of humor.

Jill Shalvis

#9. Any church program, no matter how impressive, if it is not supported by an adequate prayer program, is little more than an ecclesiastical treadmill. It is doing little or no damage to Satan's kingdom.

Paul Billheimer

#10. Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.

Elsa Maxwell

#11. God's people cannot be shamed into serving God; they need to be challenged.

Jack Hyles

#12. Sapiens means wise or sapient... Wise means acceptance, not differentiation. Wise means helping, not fighting. Wise means assimilation, not destruction. Wise means harmony and peace, not dissension.

Abhijit Naskar

#13. I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.

James Floyd