Funny Librarian Quotes

#1. I tried to play rugby but was never very good.

Ralph Fiennes

#2. Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon
You deserve to be taken out of circulation!

Karl Kesel

#3. The worth of a civilization or a culture is not valued in the terms of its material wealth or military power, but by the quality and achievements of its representative individuals - its philosophers, its poets and its artists.

Herbert Read

#4. Before my first novel, I was dating a woman who later went to prison for bashing a guy with a hammer.

Gary Shteyngart

#5. You know that girl that always forgave you? That always loved you? That always took you back? Pretty soon, she'll give up and find someone better.

Drake

#6. Every play I do, every book I write, every painting I paint, I will struggle with. I don't know what it's like for a project to come easy.

Antony Sher

#7. Both 'iCarly' and 'Victorious' fans are so hardcore and intense.

Jennette McCurdy

#8. When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I'm a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations.

Bauvard

#9. The dead souls will say, "how lucky are the living souls.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#10. Dizzy with excitement is no mere phrase.

Truman Capote

#11. We are gonna to have to choose as a nation between the homosexual agenda and freedom because the two cannot coexist. Every advance of the homosexual agenda, comes at the expense of liberty, particularly religious liberty.

Bryan Fischer

#12. I'm as proud of my inconsistencies as I am my consistencies.

Myles Horton

#13. Double, double toil and trouble," he chanted under his breath. "Fire burn and caldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, in the caldron boil and bake. Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog ... " He couldn't recall what came next and abandoned the

Diana Gabaldon

#14. There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

Patrick Carman

#15. We can take persecution because we know the purpose behind it. The purpose is to glorify God.

Billy Graham

#16. He that lives to forever, never fears dying.

William Penn