Top 12 Funny Leaving The Nest Quotes

#1. I don't think people who have children are acting selfishly or unselfishly. Having a child who'll be loved, to parents who love each other, is the important thing.

Terry Jones

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#2. I love California. I love Hollywood.

Dwight Henry

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#3. The pity is not that there is a myth of Sylvia Plath but that the myth is not simply that of an enormously gifted poet whose death came carelessly, by mistake, and too soon.

Al Alvarez

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#4. In Geneva, I was seen as an outsider. In the U.S., I was considered Eurotrash. And in London, I'm seen as an American.

Danny Rimer

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#5. My weight fluctuates depending on my mood and my current devotion to my fitness routine.

Lena Dunham

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#6. Any fool may write a most valuable book by chance, if he will only tell us what he heard and saw with veracity.

Thomas Gray

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#7. The dove is my emblem.

Thomas A. Edison

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#8. By 2035, there will be almost no poor countries left in the world. Almost all countries will be what we now call lower-middle income or richer.

Bill Gates

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#9. We're trying to get good pictures. Don't worry very much about what I say.

Bob Dole

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#10. Our happiest times are those in which we forget ourselves, usually in being kind to someone else. That tiny moment of self-abdication is an act of true humility: the man who loses himself finds himself and finds his happiness.

Fulton J. Sheen

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#11. Grooming is 10 times more important than makeup. I use a hair gloss with a teeny bit of color in it that makes my hair very shiny.

Stephanie Seymour

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#12. I think we can fairly conclude that writer-director Joss Whedon didn't make 'The Avengers' for me.

Steve Erickson

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