Leaving Cert Funny Quotes

#1. Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn.

Mike Tyson

#2. You realize just how long youve been away when you get home and start dialing 8 out of habit so you can get access to local calls.

Tom Berenger

#3. There is such a thing as legitimate warfare: war has its laws; there are things which may fairly be done, and things which may not be done.

John Henry Newman

#4. Because of our unenlightenment, we do not know that what we do to others we ultimately do to ourselves.

Sharon Gannon

#5. Unless you have read and absorbed the best that can be read and absorbed, you will not think clearly or well.

Harold Bloom

#6. All I've ever tried to do is get the best out of people and to bring a bit of humour into it. Unlike, say, 'The X-Factor,' which may be great TV, but has no humour at all.

Andrew Lloyd Webber

#7. A leader must listen to those under their supervision.

John Wooden

#8. Each human is created for a purpose in this life. None of these purposes is revenge.

Sameh Elsayed

#9. When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses.

Steve McQueen

#10. The entertainment industry at large has pretty much given away high definition to consumers. They haven't really charged a premium for it on television. That makes consumers more likely to buy Blu-ray but less likely to pay a premium for it.

Michael Lynton

#11. Death is nothing to us: for that which is dissolved is without sensation; and that which lacks sensation is nothing to us.

Epicurus

#12. When an eagle spreads its wings to fly, even the swan is envious.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#13. All her life, Claire had had a problem figuring out where other people ended and she began. All her life, she'd taken on the world's hurt; she held herself responsible. But why?

Elin Hilderbrand