Funny Laid Back Quotes

#1. Indeed. Oh, and Fal?"
"Yeah?"
"Get laid, while you're up there, won't you?"
"Oh, God."
"Seriously. Your hymen's going to grow back, it's been so long. Have a fling. It might lighten you up."
"Goodbye, Rache."

Meg Maguire, The Reluctant Nude

Meg Maguire

#2. I loved my time at OSU. It was unbelievable experience, and I'm definitely going to miss it.

Peter Uihlein

#3. Faith and beliefs are the common things in all religion, so God is the faith and the belief without exception.

Debasish Mridha

#4. The first virtue in a soldier is endurance of fatigue; courage is only the second virtue.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#5. When are you going to stop looking at all the reasons you shouldn't be together and start focusing on the reasons you should be?

Nicole Williams

#6. I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said, "Screw it. Cut 'em up!"

Mitch Hedberg

#7. I will exile my thoughts if they think of you again, and I will rip my lips out if they say your name once more. Now if you do exist, I will tell you my final word in life or in death, I tell you goodbye.

Knut Hamsun