Funny Ktm Quotes

#1. Tell them we'll be dancing, dancing 'til we drop, it's time to get down and do the Horizontal Bop.

Bob Seger

#2. Sad that our finest aspiration
Our freshest dreams and meditations,
In swift succession should decay,
Like Autumn leaves that rot away.

Alexander Pushkin

#3. There is a light within every soul; it only needs the clouds that overshadow it to be broken for it to beam forth.

Hazrat Inayat Khan

#4. It's better to be hurt by the truth than to gain satisfaction from the lies.

David Allan

#5. I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them.

Terry Pratchett

#6. His spirits were too elastic to know the meaning of depression, and the setback had intriguing angles to it which he was broad-minded enough to appreciate as an artist.

Leslie Charteris

#7. Everything's uglier up close.

Not you.

John Green

#8. The knowledge of God without that of man's misery causes pride. The knowledge of man's misery without that of God causes despair. The knowledge of Jesus Christ is the middle course, because in Him we find both God and our misery.

Blaise Pascal

#9. If little fish get eaten by bigger fish, and bigger fish get eaten by bigger fish ... what happens when there are no little fish? The world's populations of little fish are being harvested to make catfood!? This nonsense has to stop. Feed a fish a cat a day!

Tony Bishop

#10. This morning of the small snow I count the blessings, the leak in the faucet which makes of the sink time, the drop of the water on water.

Charles Olson

#11. Fuck those motherfuckers

J.M. Darhower

#12. To be 'in the will of God' is not a matter of intellectual discernment, but a state of heart.

Oswald Chambers