Funny Knight Quotes

#1. In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting. Then in first grade I wrote a play, and my classmates and I performed it as a puppet show.

Maxim Knight

#2. What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny.

Wayne Knight

#3. If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.

Tony Curtis

#4. What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate.

Geoffrey Knight

#5. Shalt think otherwise when thou hast a man of thine own, I warrant you,' said the knight, apparently thinking this very funny.

C.S. Lewis

#6. I think if you talk to anybody who would like to have had children ... I mean, you look at families all the time and you see there is something there that you don't have.

Theresa May

#7. Knowledge is a funny thing, Auron. The more of it that's in your head, the more your head can hold. It breeds on its own. You never know what the next bit of reading is going to do, what it's going to meet up with in your head and mate.

E.E. Knight

#8. The funny thing is, people only know me for having straight hair for work, but I live in Atlanta where it's hot and humid in the summertime. So when I'm home, I wear my hair natural. My hair is naturally curly; I don't have a relaxer.

Keshia Knight Pulliam

#9. Jack the Hellhound: "Make sure you get a booth in the back so they don't see you in assassin-gear and more importantly, to keep the handsome dog hidden."
Robert Knight: "Where's the handsome dog? All I see is an ugly mutt!"
Jack the Hellhound: "You're so funny I'm busting a gut.

Ben Garvey

#10. I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.

Warren Ellis

#11. Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding.

Tamora Pierce

#12. The hill, though high, I desire to ascend, The difficulty will not me offend;
For Iperceive

John Bunyan

#13. Yes, Max is very hot." "Excuse me?" She laughed. "He's the knight, and you're the noble gentleman, silly. You're both hotties." Ethan snorted with a laugh. "On with the tour you noble hotty you." "You're a funny girl, but also quite hot." "Thanks." Ethan

Cheri Schmidt

#14. Quite possibly there's nothing as fine as a big freight train starting across country in early summer, Hardesty thought. That's when you learn that the tragedy of plants is that they have roots.

Mark Helprin

#15. The mind is an evolved computer program.

Eric Baum

#16. David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.

T. R. Knight

#17. You don't like Blue, do you?"
"No," Mira said, caught off guard by the change of subject.
"I was worried he was doing his knight-in-tarnished-armor thing and it was winning you over.

Sarah Cross

#18. 'Why risk?' I responded. 'It should be, why not to risk?'

Benjamin Carson

#19. I really like 'Gladiator.' I like 'The Dark Knight.' I really liked, when I was a kid, 'U.S. Marshalls.' I like funny movies, too. 'Old School' and 'The Hangover.' 'The Hangover' was up there; I liked it.

Matthew Stafford