Funny Knee Surgery Quotes

#1. My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.

Maurice Sendak

#2. Two truths are all too often overshadowed in today's political discourse: Public service is a most honorable pursuit, and so is bipartisanship.

Olympia Snowe

#3. Pictures are very important. I remember at home we had illustrated editions of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories' and 'The Jungle Book,' which were read to me. Living in Zimbabwe made it very real, especially the 'Just So Stories' with the 'great grey-green greasy Limpopo.'

Korky Paul

#4. The country is groaning and moaning and screaming for change.

William J. Clinton

#5. who have overtaken city halls across the country's eastern half. Although the standoff in

Anonymous

#6. One day, you might find that you have a life again. A life that makes you happy.

Sierra Simone

#7. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

Winston Bennett

#8. Aprils have never meant much to me, autumns seem that season of beginning, spring.

Truman Capote

#9. Remember, Orestes: you were part of my herd, you grazed in the fields along with my sheep. Your liberty is nothing but a mange eating away at you, it is nothing but an exile.

Jean-Paul Sartre

#10. He just fucked my name right in front of me

Katy Evans