Top 15 Funny Kidney Transplant Quotes

#1. I can make a scene that's not supposed to be sexy, very sexy. It's a power you're born with. It's not a physical thing, it comes from inside. It's all in the eyes.

Tara Reid

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#2. You have to sleep sometime. (Xypher)
So do you. (Julian)
Down, boys, down. Please, I just want to be free before I get testosterone poisoning. (Simone)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#3. Just because some man pays you some attention doesn't mean you're somehow obliged to devote your life to him. You're worth MORE than that.

Hester Browne

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#4. Setting skepticism aside, even briefly, can make for very interesting explorations. It is not necessary that we change any of our beliefs. It is necessary that we examine them.

Julia Cameron

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#5. Murder is an offensive act. The term cannot be applied legitimately to any defensive act.

Benjamin Tucker

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#6. People believe mistakenly, that with death comes atonement, when in reality, life is for atonement and Death is for Judgment.

Thomas Perez

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#7. Love can often be misguided and do as much harm as good, but respect can do only good. It assumes that the other person's stature is as large as one's own, his rights as reasonable, his needs as important.

Eleanor Roosevelt

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#8. You know, people really know me from 'The Best Man.' I've done five other movies since then, but it always comes back to 'The Best Man.' It was time to do the sequel.

Malcolm D. Lee

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#9. It would not be better if things happened to men just as they wish.

Vance Havner

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#10. I was pretty taken with Patti Smith, she was my heroine.

Gavin Rossdale

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#11. Plots within plots, but all roads lead down the dragon's gullet.

George R R Martin

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#12. I personally never expected anything of Obama, and wrote about it before the 2008 primaries. I thought it was smoke and mirrors.

Noam Chomsky

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#13. He was about to kill another animal just as innocent as the one he mounted to his walls. This one, though, wasn't to be taken by sport, but by malice. Bray

Mike Kilroy

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#14. I was a real skateboarder, not a gifted skateboarder. I represented that skateboarding was fun to do by being terrible at it.

Lance Mountain

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#15. I think that life is a paradox and you have to embrace that in your work and your belief systems ... You can't be a literalist, and that's the trouble that people always find themselves in. That's why people always hit a wall with any of my stuff, because you can't take it literally.

Madonna Ciccone

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