Top 12 Funny Kidney Sayings

#1. You can't act being a boxer. It's like being on stage.

Liam Neeson

Funny Kidney Sayings #211227
#2. Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

Phyllis Diller

Funny Kidney Sayings #365084
#3. Nature is infinite innovation and beauty that never repeats itself. Only man-made artifacts are endlessly repetitious, which is a principal reason our lives are so boring, full of anxiety and devoid of meaning.

Dee Hock

Funny Kidney Sayings #392770
#4. Each something is a celebration of the nothing that supports it.

John Cage

Funny Kidney Sayings #448624
#5. Cecelia turned her gaze away from the girls and looked at the shimmer blue of their kidney shaped swimming pool, with its powerful underwater light, the perfect symbol of suburban bliss, except for that strange intermit sound like a baby choking that was coming from the pool filter.

Liane Moriarty

Funny Kidney Sayings #482261
#6. I try not to look for messages in films.

Robert Duvall

Funny Kidney Sayings #793854
#7. Don't let realism keep you from doing what you feel you need to do, even if you think it's hopeless.

A.J. Darkholme

Funny Kidney Sayings #823397
#8. You cannot have victory without conflict.

T.D. Jakes

Funny Kidney Sayings #1305199
#9. See, she goes places when she reads. I know all about that. When I'm reading, wherever I am, I'm always somewhere else.

Rebecca Wells

Funny Kidney Sayings #1353231
#10. I am beyond good and evil at this point. I am beyond the lines drawn in the sand by society at this juncture. I am beyond fear, beyond religion, beyond the morals and mores. I am Lord of the Fucking Flies. Do you understand?

Jason S. Hornsby

Funny Kidney Sayings #1495514
#11. I'm proud of the fact that the Republican Party is the pro-life party on the issue of life.

Marco Rubio

Funny Kidney Sayings #1512008
#12. When you feel good about what youve written, there is just no high that is greater.

Cynthia Weil

Funny Kidney Sayings #1629175

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