Funny Kicker Sayings

#1. Do you think it's better to fail at something worthwhile, or to succeed at something meaningless?

Tommy Wallach

#2. It's not just the NFL. Every other league has a draft. It has been fundamental to the success of professional sports.

Roger Goodell

#3. They trapped the Lion on Shamu's plain; They weighted his limbs with an iron chain; They cried aloud in the trumpet-blast, They cried, "The lion is caged at last!" Woe to the Cities of river and plain If ever the Lion stalks again! - Old Ballad.

Robert E. Howard

#4. She had just turned a page in her life - no, more accurately, she had started a new book entirely.

Kallypso Masters

#5. Aside from cutting off her head, though, I didn't really mean to kill her."
Granuaile laughed. "You know I'm on your side, but to an objective listener, that sounds like a less than convincing argument.

Kevin Hearne

#6. There's the obvious shift in the tech industry. I'm not really politicized about the whole thing, but it's definitely clear that rent is harder and it's harder for musicians or artists or someone not making a ton of money to live comfortably.

Mikal Cronin

#7. That is the beautiful part about weights: even if you are 100 year old, you can lift something. Maybe it's only a half a pound or a pound or two pounds. It will still do something.

Jack LaLanne

#8. Oh, don't mind me! Just the queen of the heavens, dying over here!

Rick Riordan

#9. I look at a streak as I don't lose - literally.

Tiger Woods