Funny Kickball Quotes

#1. There is nothing that compares to an unexpected round of applause.

Lynn Abbey

#2. You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach ... but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"

Jim Gaffigan

#3. The perception of potential threats to survival may be much more important in determining behavior than the perceptions of potential profits, so that profit maximization is not really the driving force. It is fear of loss rather than hope of gain that limits our behavior

Kenneth E. Boulding

#4. This is ridiculous. I wouldn't ask that of you. I would be distraught if you even suggested it. You aren't just my sub, Bianca. This is much more than just a physical relationship. I feel utterly possessive of you. If someone touched you the way I touch you, male or female, I would lose my mind.

R.K. Lilley

#5. Her hopeless love swelled up inside her, crying for an outlet, and all she could do was hold it silently in her heart.

Lyn Ducoty

#6. It's wrong to treat Muslims as if they will never find their John Stuart Mill. Christianity and Judaism show people can be very dogmatic and then open up.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali

#7. There is tears,there is sweat, there is sacrifiction behind every dream, every vision, every calling so don't give up, hang in there because you are almost there.

Euginia Herlihy

#8. We have come over a way that with tears has been watered, We have come, treading our path through the blood of the slaughtered.

James Weldon Johnson

#9. I couldn't read. I just scraped by. My solution back then was to read classic comic books because I could figure them out from the context of the pictures. Now I listen to books on tape.

Charles R. Schwab

#10. Help your brother's boat across, and your own will reach the shore. - HINDU PROVERB

Cynthia Hand

#11. When advertising is involved, you, the user, are the product.

Jan Koum

#12. What if he's a psychopath who tries to stuff kittens in ATMs?

K.A. Tucker

#13. What the press never does say is who the leaker is and why he wants the story leaked. Yet, more often than not, this is the more important story: What policy wins if the one being disclosed loses?

Daniel Patrick Moynihan