Funny Juggernaut Quotes

#1. The role of the musician is to go from concept to full execution. Put another way, it's to go from understanding the content of something to really learning how to communicate it and make sure it's well-received and lives in somebody else.

Yo-Yo Ma

#2. The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.

Kevin James Moore

#3. But that was the beauty of this particular game. The moment you lost, you won.

Paul Auster

#4. In baseball and sex, cliches are usually true: pitching beats hitting, and people always want to be loved by anyone who doesn't seem to care.

Chuck Klosterman

#5. About half the practice of a decent lawyer is telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should shut up.

Elihu Root

#6. Believe in yourself and believe in love. Love something.

Andrew Wyeth

#7. A toilet flushes, and everyone turns to see Jax emerge from the downstairs bathroom holding a Victoria's Secret catalogue and chewing on a Red Vine. "Yo, what up," he says, oblivious. As he looks from one face to the next he stops chewing. He swallows hard. "Everything okay?" "No," I say.

Rachel A. Marks

#8. It's cold and it's winter and the world has gone to sleep

James Frey

#9. Once we know the number one, we believe that we know the number two, because one plus one equals two. We forget that first we must know the meaning of plus.

Jean-Luc Godard

#10. Such was the quasi-religious fervour surrounding the concept of the nation that politicians were ready to use identifications of the ancient spread of 'peoples' as evidence for claims about the present.

Peter Heather

#11. As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn't matter how, I'll be alright. If I succeed in that, the human beings probably won't mind it too much if I remain outside their lives. The one thing I must avoid is becoming offensive in their eyes: I shall be nothing, the wind, the sky.

Osamu Dazai

#12. I submit to you, Mr. President of Congress, my formal resignation as president of the republic.

Alberto Fujimori

#13. Embracing government activism, he asserted that the public benefit fully justified the government "in making expenditures in the direction that no private enterprise could afford to go.

Charles W. Calhoun

#14. Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself.

Lawrence Block