Funny Jollibee Quotes

#1. Treating war as farce is one way soldiers deal with it.

Phil Klay

#2. It belongs to the very substance of nonviolence never to destroy or damage another person's feeling of self worth, even an opponent's. We all need, constantly, an advance of trust and affirmation.

Bernhard Haring

#3. Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.

Denis Leary

#4. Culture Clash
Dylan says
when I meet his mother today
I shouldn't mention
that I'm Jewish.
I say
okay, but can I
tell her about
the HIV postive thing?
He gives me a look.
I give him one back

Sonya Sones

#5. She released him and Kleitos rubbed his neck, glaring at the two guards outside her door.
"And you do nothing?" he demanded.
Demetrius shrugged. "Our orders are quite specific, Chancellor - " "Never mind!

G.A. Aiken

#6. Many have been deceived by outward appearances and have proceeded to write and teach about good works and how they justify without even mentioning faith ... Wearying themselves with many works, they never come to righteousness.

Martin Luther

#7. The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

George Bernard Shaw

#8. Don't let your life become a shopping festival, where people come, stays a while, explore around and blend in somewhere else. It's your life, not a Flipkart Sale.

Sarvesh Jain

#9. You know what they say. Family. Can't live with them. Can't kill them, if only because it dulls the ax blade.

Nick Wilgus

#10. There is a place and a time for philanthropy, and there is only so much money you can give away.

Stelios Haji-Ioannou

#11. The cause-effect sequences in our brains are just as determining, just as inescapable, as anywhere else in Nature.

Corliss Lamont