Funny Johann Sebastian Bach Quotes

#1. Don't you just hate it when real life gets in the way of your own reality.

Menna Anwar

#2. I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top and leg warmers, I get a little upset.

Richard Simmons

#3. I was on the Oprah Winfrey Show once. It was a really slow news day for Oprah, and there were several of us on 'cause none of us was sufficiently interesting by his or herself.

Robert B. Parker

#4. Sickness and sin still stalk our planet. But here is the difference: neither sin nor sickness will have dominion over God's people.

Max Lucado

#5. SARC- is my second favorite -ASM word

Darynda Jones

#6. Society tells us when we are old and no longer useful - screw that!
It's your mind and attitude that will tell you when you are old.

Steven Aitchison

#7. I think we're just a garage band that got lucky. It's the enthusiasm from the audience that keeps it going.

Joe Perry

#8. he looks the way
silence looks before it's broken

Andrew McMillan

#9. A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.

William Wycherley

#10. She [Mme des Laumes] belonged to that half of the human race in whom the curiosity the other half feels about the people it does not know is replaced by an interest in the people it does.

Marcel Proust

#11. Silence speaks so much louder than screaming tantrums. Never give anyone an excuse to say that you're crazy.

Taylor Swift