Funny Intern Quotes

#1. Only when I hold onto nothing can I be the best, only then can I be what they expect me to be.

Ally Condie

#2. Any damn fool can build homes. What counts is how many you can sell for how little.

William Levitt

#3. To make it a habit, do it again and again until it becomes a ritual.

Debasish Mridha

#4. When Ke$ha tries to rap like L'Trimm, she sounds like any ordinary lonely teenage girl stuck in a nowhere town, singing along to her radio and dreaming of a party where she's the star. Ke$ha's greatness is that in her voice, you can hear both the loser girl and the star. All hail the Queen of Noi$e!

Rob Sheffield

#5. You have a low opinion of yourself, Helen."
"I wasn't born with it."
"Where did you get it?"
'The story" she said, "is too long to tell, and too dull to listen to.

Margaret Millar

#6. Were men and women ever really just friends?

Jaycee Ford

#7. Dreams are stories made by and for the dreamer, and each dreamer has his own folds to open and knots to untie.

Siri Hustvedt

#8. A blinding sunlight drowned all this at times in a sudden recrudescence of glare.

Joseph Conrad

#9. Truth ever lovely - since the world began, The foe of tyrants, and the friend of man.

Thomas Campbell

#10. There's too much to learn in a lifetime.

Cinda Williams Chima

#11. Old white guys can be a funny bunch, can't they? The same anti-same-sex marriage, anti-affirmative action cadre can flower into the biggest supporters of 'equality' the minute they get a whiff of minority empowerment.

John Ridley

#12. I taught English and history, so my education for that really helped prepare me for writing historical fiction.

Candace Camp

#13. Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians - you are not like him.

Mahatma Gandhi

#14. Ninghua, Chingliu, Kueihua--
What narrow paths, deep woods and slippery moss!
Whither are we bound today?
Straight to the foot of Wuyi Mountain.
To the mountain, the foot of the mountain,
Red flags stream in the wind in a blaze of glory

Mao Zedong