Funny Intercom Sayings

#1. Never soar aloft on an enemy's pinions.

Aesop

#2. and then i got too old to be a prostitute. i wasn't going to do it anyways, but it was there. it was my z plan.

Mary Robinson

#3. The intercom buzzes while you're changing your shirt. You push the Talk button: "Who is it?" "Narcotics squad. We're soliciting donations for children all over the world who have no drugs.

Jay McInerney

#4. Creators are greater than imitators.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#5. You see, when you're excited, your body has trouble telling the difference between pain and pleasure.

Cherise Sinclair

#6. I'll try anything once, most things twice.

Michael Flatley

#7. I've seen everything from 'Wicked' to 'The Book Of Mormon,' and I don't make any bones of the fact that I love both. But 'Les Mis' is not only my favorite musical, but it's also my favorite story. I love the book, which I read as a kid, and I identified so much with Jean Valjean.

Corey Taylor

#8. Usually we praise only to be praised.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#9. The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement.

Christopher Hitchens