Top 8 Funny Inspector Quotes

#1. His grandma wouldn't be here when his father arrived. Which suited everyone.

Patrick Ness

#2. Is there a tumor in your humor?

Robbie Williams

#3. When one runs 45, 50 or even 100km, for me, is not an ultra runner

Yiannis Kouros

#4. We like to keep what's our own to keep, especially from little thieves with little fingers and big mouths.

R.A. Salvatore

#5. I love dark chocolate, but I will have a piece just occasionally.

Linda Gray

#6. Getting seasick?" the inspector asked him at one point.
"No. Just sick of myself."
"Why?"
"Because every now and then I realize what a stupid shit I am to go along with some of your brilliant ideas.

Andrea Camilleri

#7. It seems that boredom is one of the greatest discoveries of our time. If so, there's no question but that he must be considered a pioneer.

Luchino Visconti

#8. Reading those books is all he does these days. I think he's even read some of them twice. What kind of disturbed individual would read the same book twice, I ask you?

Derek Landy

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