Funny Innuendo Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 13 famous quotes and sayings about funny innuendo to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 13 Funny Innuendo Quotes

#1. Drink wine, and live here blitheful while ye may;
The morrow's life too late is; live to-day. - Author: Robert Herrick
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#2. When I wake up, I immediately pray. When I go to sleep, I pray. Honestly, a prayer every second, in every breath. I suggest the whole world to do it. Prayer is amazing. - Author: DJ Khaled
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#3. Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys' piss. I like to get in the mood. - Author: Peter Milligan
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#4. Leave your incidental Dick. - Author: Vladimir Nabokov
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#5. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#6. To be talented at one thing is better than to be average at many. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#7. I just got Kill Bill: Vol. 2. I've watched it like eight times in the past two months. I just love the scene at the end between David Carradine and Uma Thurman. - Author: Shawn Ashmore
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#8. Regardless of what you're searching, you ain't gonna find it until you include God. Because, if you have a problem with women, drugs, or whatever the case may be, the only person that can fix that problem is God. - Author: Gary Sheffield
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#9. 'Burn Notice' is a show that definitely has some levity to it and it's a fun show, but it's also, you fully believe, you're fully invested that Michael Westen does this stuff. You want Michael Westen on your team. - Author: Tricia Helfer
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#10. Why can't I be admitted to the ... bosom of the operation?" I leaned toward him but almost started to laugh because "bosom" was such a funny word and my innuendo was more Tina Fey than Angelina Jolie. - Author: Claire Gillian
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#11. Thank you for the sacrifices you and your families are making. Our Vietnam Veterans have taught us that no matter what are positions may be on policy, as Americans and patriots, we must support all of our soldiers with our thoughts and our prayers. - Author: Zack Wamp
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#12. Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it. - Author: Ed Zern
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#13. She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. - Author: Cori Moore
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