Top 14 Funny Human Resource Management Quotes

#1. Don't disguise your tears, don't hide your sadness, don't be afraid to find out who you really are. Because in those fleeting moments you'll summon such beauty and strength that, in no time at all, you'll fully grasp exactly why you're so gossiped about here in the unseen

Mike Dooley

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#2. The filmmaking process is a team effort. A screenwriter cannot possibly do exactly what he wants as if he was writing a novel.

Leigh Brackett

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#3. There are a lot of great actresses out there. You learn to appreciate each one for what they offer.

Victoria Pratt

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#4. You can't turn a "no" to a "yes" without a "maybe" in between.

Kevin Spacey

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#5. For what fortress, what city, in the wide extent of the Roman empire, can hope to exist, secure and impregnable, if it is our pleasure that it should be erased from the earth?

Attila The Hun

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#6. What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'

Jim Gaffigan

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#7. I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later that you really shouldn't find any at all.

David Hyde Pierce

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#8. When people misjudge, they inhale and exhale with obstinate, stagnant prejudice." ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You

Angelica Hopes

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#9. Intelligence is an ability to understand, but it is not a substitute for wisdom.

Debasish Mridha

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#10. After two years studying what rewrite men did with the facts I phoned them, I knew that journalism was essentially a task of stringing together seamlessly an endless series of cliches.

Russell Baker

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#11. She had paid for these mistakes. (Had she?) But still, you are never fully acquitted of any mistake that involves another, and so the Intern had not been fully acquitted of her mistakes, and her shame of such mistakes.

Joyce Carol Oates

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#12. ...though the conversation always touched an exceptionally high level of brilliance, there was apt to be a good deal of sugar thrown about.

P.G. Wodehouse

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#13. What's going to happen is that county council and the county executive will be able to blame the judge. I think that's what's going to happen
they want to blame the judge for reassessment. That's not leadership, that's hiding.

Robert S. Strauss

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#14. By empowering people to initiate a conversation prior to surgery regarding their pain control options, we hope to reduce the incidence of narcotic addiction and all of the unfortunate consequences that surround it.

Kristi Funk

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